ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway.
Written down first, so the guilt has paperwork.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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