ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch.
Quiet budgeting is going anyway, checking your balance in the car and moving retirement to 79.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- You'll leave your children everything you have. It's mostly a bread maker and an…
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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