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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Beach body ready?
The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't waiting for you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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