ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings.
It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing, and lost the person who asked how you were.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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