ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Dress for the job you want.
The job you have will see you in at nine, in a lanyard, until retirement or restructure. Bet on restructure.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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