ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You bought 41 games in the Steam sale.
You will play two. The other 39 will outlive you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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