ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Mondays aren't so bad.
They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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