ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every Monday you swear this week will be different.
You've sworn it nine hundred times. The week stopped listening.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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