ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every company now has an AI assistant.
It's the only member of staff nobody's asked to come in on Fridays, and the only one getting your job.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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