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Remember when you stayed up late on purpose?
Now you're up at 3am because your knee filed a complaint.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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