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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You call yourself "a bit of a foodie".
You've ordered the same chicken 64 times this year. The driver knows your dog's name.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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