ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You received 40 fundraising texts today.
Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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