ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years.
You're the phase they'll describe to a therapist.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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