ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The house will be tidy again one day.
The day they move out. Tidy, silent, and you'll hate every inch of it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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