ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your fitness journey started on the second of January.
It ended on the fourth. The trainers still have the tags on.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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