ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to something.
They haven't. They've committed to watching your stories within four seconds and replying to nothing.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- The form needs a form. The second form is not currently available.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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