ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime.
They said that last time. Your lifetime is very important.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
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- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- Your complaint has been escalated. It is now ignored by someone more senior.
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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