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Some days you're the pigeon.
Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who you were either.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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