ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You don't skip leg day.
You skip every day. The legs know. The legs are keeping a list.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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