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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Your banking app pauses slightly before opening.
It's deciding how to tell you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- 2026 is the new 2016. Your knees did not get the memo. Your knees…
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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