ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your squad misses you, says the notification.
Your squad is four strangers and a retention dashboard.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
- True love is choosing the same person every day. They're choosing, daily, whether to…
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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