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Opposites attract.
Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the other finally sets it.
— Zack, unqualified
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- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
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