ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care.
It's been delivered. It's been read. It is now the most caring thing anyone has ever ignored.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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