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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The update is 200GB.
Your free afternoon was smaller.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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