ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Parenthood is a long journey
from "mama" to "can you send money" to them choosing your care home.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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