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DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION SATURDAY, 2 APRIL 2005
Monday has its own support group.
The group is everyone. The meetings are also on Monday.

— Zack, unqualified

VERIFIED
UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
  2. The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
  3. When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
  4. Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
  5. A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
  6. Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
  7. Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.

THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR

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