ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake.
The standing still was flawless. The getting up took a team, a run-up and a noise you'd never made before.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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