ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought.
It renews automatically. So does the guilt.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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