ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious.
Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it to Tuesday.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212. The game hasn't been fun since…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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