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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
They posted an apology in the Notes app.
It was addressed to the fans. The person they hurt didn't get a screenshot.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
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