ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
They say sweat is weakness leaving the body.
Yours has decided to stay.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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