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Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a recipe you'll never cook, and one is playing music from somewhere you can't find.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
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Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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