ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Scale your business.
Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one candle out of pity.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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