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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212.
The game hasn't been fun since day 30. The streak doesn't care.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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