ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You have a "5-year plan".
It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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