ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "can't do mornings".
You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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