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"Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel.
You'll still lose.
— Zack, unqualified
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- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
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- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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