ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Not all who wander are lost.
You are. The map gave up.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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