ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Romance isn't dead.
It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from 2022.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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