ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January.
It's been screaming quietly ever since.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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