ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care.
It's been delivered. It's been read. It is now the most caring thing anyone has ever ignored.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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