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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing.
When you leave, someone will fight over the plant.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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