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Strangers online have voted you "not wrong".
The same strangers once voted to give a research ship a silly name. You are the silly name.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right. Investors loved it. The…
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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