ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've been "about to start the gym" since January.
It's October. The gym has had two owners and a refurb in the time you've been about to.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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