ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Inside every older person is a younger person.
The younger person is furious about the knees.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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