ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel.
You'll still lose.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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