ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Life is short.
A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post office queue.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- 2026 is the new 2016. Your knees did not get the memo. Your knees…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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