ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise.
One of you will die first. It'll still be pending.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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