ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your thirties are your twenties with consequences.
The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports straight to your liver.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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