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You deleted the app "for good".
That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it and posted about deleting it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- 2026 is the new 2016. Your knees did not get the memo. Your knees…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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